I love how much of a good sport David is😂 He will literally do anything😂

@clarencesworld2921

3 жыл бұрын

Literally lol

@Nathy835

3 жыл бұрын

Totally haha it makes the whole auditions so much better!!

@Nathy835

3 жыл бұрын

Totally haha it makes the whole auditions so much better!!

@koolerstream921

2 жыл бұрын

Totally haha it makes the whole auditions so much better!!

@koolerstream921

2 жыл бұрын

Totally haha it makes the whole auditions so much better!!

i love how simon and david are polar opposites and perfectly complete each other. they both are my two personalities personified.

@whoville1064

3 жыл бұрын

YES and I feel like Simon is a lot more light hearted and open minded when David is there too..🤣

@22161

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@chrisgramuglia8282

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Lucifarian gay stuff is always fun.

@xaviercandelaria5347

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgramuglia8282 b22n2ng2bg2n2bg2bg22

@celiabenfer7481

2 жыл бұрын

Ai8.N NHJ⁰

That striptease from David scarred Simon for L-I-F-E 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TammyBundleballs

3 жыл бұрын

Good sport 😄

@chaykaweiss3558

3 жыл бұрын

Legit 😂

@viperdemonz-jenkins

2 жыл бұрын

not the first time David and Simon had a moment.

@ivanaparty85

2 жыл бұрын

The look on his face=priceless

@annettekelly8161

Жыл бұрын

Totally lost it watching that, have not laughed that much for ages.

Heidi: "why do people think that I exercise" Howey: "THAT'S what you got outta this?"😆

@carissahulbert9177

3 жыл бұрын

ikr hahahahaha

@jwaala8454

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly hahahaha

@maikahclark8873

2 жыл бұрын

I knowwww for some reason it made me laugh so hard 😂

@nicole4659

2 жыл бұрын

First of all why does she think it is an insult if she exercises. What would be wrong with that

@chickfilamami

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicole4659 idk ig since she’s older

I love the way David takes the piss out of Simon, but in such a hilarious way. The judges really complement each other.

Simon just knows TV business. He'll play along as long as it entertains viewers.

@Soulisdead

2 жыл бұрын

True

@longliveethiopia123

2 жыл бұрын

He is also thinks outside the box! Let’s just say he knows show business

@guysumpthin2974

2 жыл бұрын

Why is simon still on tv?

@treyrader

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. It’s his job

@anaraayy

2 жыл бұрын

I like how simon is the only one who gets a jokee ||Alex hooper|| |~30 : 20~|

In the first one Simons mind be like: *Why are we here...just to suffer?*

@MrCph2200

2 жыл бұрын

I’m gay, and I think that act was stupid.

@wolfiegamer9615

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCph2200 no one asked if you were gay

@genzcurmudgeon8037

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCph2200 Well I’m a total flamer and I thought the act was absolutely hilarious.

So... the judges didn't really know what "roasting" mean???? I'm shocked! And good for Simon, at least he got it and actually had fun with it lol

@megalomusik

2 жыл бұрын

The US was built on those classic Hollywood roasts lol we get it, they simply don't 🤣

@Tmiller77

2 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between roasting someone and crossing a line that should never be crossed.

@acespadesforreal5836

2 жыл бұрын

@@megalomusik, don't DISRESPECT American's

@acespadesforreal5836

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tmiller77, exactly

@kamehamehaDdragon

2 жыл бұрын

Im just glad will Smith wasn't a judge.

This is why Simon is one of my favorite judges

Simon wss the only one that didn't get his butt hurt on the roaster..he came back and was voted yes by all judges

@viperdemonz-jenkins

2 жыл бұрын

I do not see how any of them could take that personally they all grew up in a time when people did not get butthurt over words.

@kamehamehaDdragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@viperdemonz-jenkins what do you mean? Words have always carried weight.

@viperdemonz-jenkins

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamehamehaDdragon mean people. Used to have a backbone and did not get all twisted over a word.

@Lonewolfant

Жыл бұрын

@@kamehamehaDdragon Words only carry weight if you allow it too.

I love Simon's face at 29:55, he is the only one who can take a joke.

@wk1710

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith That one was a little harsh, but the rest were funny. The interesting thing to me is that when a kid roasts them then they think its funny, but if an adult roasts them then they are rude.

@wk1710

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith Some of his jokes were pretty good. The one about Simon's teeth was pretty witty.

@wk1710

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith If you take offense for everyone in the world all the time, then you will never laugh. Chill out.

@-SktOner-.

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith i completely agree 👌👍

@noellarodrigues293

3 жыл бұрын

That guy had everybody engaged. Isn't that what entertainment is about? Unfortunately, the judges didn't have a sense of humor.

Simon is the true example of being able to dish it out and take it back.

@DraziwLestat

Жыл бұрын

The guy is a Scumbag and a Bully that people praise.

@MadScientist267

Жыл бұрын

Did you watch the video? 🤣🙄

It seems like only the judges on British got talent can take jokes. Everyone on America's got talent doesn't get it. Except for Simon.

@sherryberry5758

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s different, because that guy looked and sounded mean while the other roasters sounded like they were just trying to be funny and all that, yk what I mean?

@ryanloveland1471

3 жыл бұрын

@@sherryberry5758 no we don’t. He was funny y’all just can’t take a joke.

@pistolpete3199

2 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith No. difference is you probably actually neglect your children and it hit home for you. Now come slap me with ya tough self

@aiishataal

2 жыл бұрын

@@pistolpete3199 lmfao i dont even know what the other person said but the end of ur comment made die laughing

@le9589

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 100% being a viewer.

19:58 wow...... David was extremely brave to do everything asked of him. It was hilarious! Good on you David. Loved Simon's reaction. Lol

The pain in Simon's eyes in the first act tells it all 🤣

I literally cried laughing for the first time in my life when he dried off Simon with the toilet paper 😂🤣

@carissahulbert9177

3 жыл бұрын

lol me to hahahaha

@airbornespires7446

3 жыл бұрын

@@carissahulbert9177 did you see he did this a second time but he hit all the judges with TP

I felt his pain in the first one. He looked like he wanted kill both of them. Poor guy

@kathyhansen9546

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t agree. He can take a joke. Well I thought so until he walked off. The bedroom part wasn’t funny.

@jillianbarker2288

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathyhansen9546 I don’t know, he looked pretty miserable to me,

@velociraptorblue8394

3 жыл бұрын

@@jillianbarker2288 I agree. The stupid guy kept saying jokes about Simon, and he put that stupid mask on him.

@Idbcidj

3 жыл бұрын

@@velociraptorblue8394 yea I’d be pissed off not even gonna lie.

@garyjones5512

3 жыл бұрын

X

Simons face when David was doing the ventriloquist act is priceless.

The Simon & David dynamic is absolutely hilarious.

Simon is really good sport even though he is humiliated. Snuggly Simon is hilarious .

@gavinmcmanus

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr he even gave the guy who got toilet paper all over him a yes

so why is it okay for the kid to roast the judges but the grown man couldnt roast? thats honestly ridiculous at least simon got it but the other judges are just cry babies

@noname-ow4sw

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I thought! He played the same level of jokes the kid did! He was just dressed in his own style while the kid was seen as "cute". It was ridiculous.

@_theeonlykay

3 жыл бұрын

I agree omg some one understands

@JJapsen

3 жыл бұрын

@@noname-ow4sw Well, I think you gave yourself the answer there. He played the same level of jokes the kid did. But you can't judge a kid with the same standart you judge a grown man + there have been other grown comedians who roasted the judges and they where fine with it (even with him in his next audition) fact is: He just wasn't funny in this one.

@cindy1122lee1

3 жыл бұрын

US vs UK audience

@peacethrufire1674

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJapsen fact is he was

i love how simon actually got Hoopers act and enjoyed it. the guy is a real comedian and took all that booing like a pro

WAIT- WHEN DAVID DID THE STR!PP!NG IN FRONT OF SIMON- I CANT ANYMORE HE LOOKED TRAUMATIZED HAHAHAHASHHAHA

I love seeing Simon's playful side. He is defiantly a solid dude.

David has the best smile and funny, he's so handsome. Ant and dec omg

The first one really took it too far. He nearly threw Simon off the chair.

@sandrahollinger1

2 жыл бұрын

Rightfully so

@isabelxa

Жыл бұрын

Agree,

David is naughty , naughty, naughty and he makes Mr Nasty relax.

I love how the NEW Simon's compassionate heart shines & connects w/those rejected by society, those w/disabilities & innocent children who take the stage. God bless Fatherhood for revealing Simon's beautiful heart.💕🙏💕

@saarapollonen8138

3 жыл бұрын

Are you really this naive? Go and read the contracts he makes these contestants sign. It's almost like slave trade...

@Mama-Ames

2 жыл бұрын

@@saarapollonen8138 Oh my yes. Susan Boyle, Carrie Underwood, James Arthur, Shin Lim, One Direction, Darci Lynne Farmer, Terry Factor, Axel Blake & many, MANY more. WITH & THRU SIMON, who helped them get what THEY WANTED, THEIR fame, fortune & worldwide success DREAMS CAME TRUE. Poor things. It must be just awful for them. Ohhh... such pain & suffering.🤔

@saarapollonen8138

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mama-Ames yeah and he usually makes them take so long tours they are totally exhausted and get all kinds of bad habits just to cope like drug addictions. Many of them have talked publicly about their breakdowns

Omg when David did the striptease I laughed until I cried!! Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

It is really funny that Simon Said yes to almost all those who humiliated him

I totally feel Simon's pain in the disco dancing thing, I am exactly that uncoordinated!

That Snuggly Simon act was one of the best acts I've ever seen 🤣 The way Simon was hating his life choices that got him to that point and David was living his dream.

I love David and Simon and than Sharon and Louie best on this show. They react awesome to each other.

@whoville1064

3 жыл бұрын

YES SAME.. imagine if it was them four as judges on a show instead of the ones in this video.. It would be so funny and fun..

This audition of Alex Hooper will always be my favorite 🤣 🤣

I love how simon was the only one that thought the jester dude was funny

It's funny how Alesha Dixon just immediately steps in line with the other dancers while Simon can barely keep up. It's a clear distinction between which side of the entertainment industry they've worked.

@Whatever_man

Жыл бұрын

One has talent and experience, the other one is a talentless hack.

"I am gay and also autistic so I can't think straight" broke me

I love how Simon always looks acutely uncomfortable when acts start taking clothes off... Every time

Simon gets completed only if there is David Williams!!!

Simon was soooo mortified when David did the strip tease 😂😂

I thought he said belly dancing until he actually started dancing and then i realized it was ballet dancing

@liamhall3260

Жыл бұрын

So did I.

I just noticed Simon bumped his head getting out of that box

7:49 this was so unexpected it had me rolling 🤣

Simon is awesome. I wish I could meet him.

28:30 bro he was actually funny like… ppl in the audience and the other 3 judges is literally most of Twitter nowadays in a nutshell

@Axagoras

2 жыл бұрын

he was hilarious

@AnnieHarrison25

2 жыл бұрын

a.k.a. Twatter

@ajuric4606

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't funny, I love roasts, directed toward others or me, but his delivery was off, no timing, no playfulness, just mean spirited insults thrown around, Simon seems like "good sport" but none of those were directed at him, he was barely mentioned in the context

@nvm-7256

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajuric4606 he was funny? maybe not for you, but still funny

@user-qy8qp3hx2s

Жыл бұрын

He is not funny ur just enjoying insulting jokes idk if it’s even could be called “jokes” lol

That's a good trick, get the judges on stage so they can't buzz you...lol! The dancing guy was just getting everyone involved with some music, pretty much an on-stage block party...lol. It was fun, but all it was was a guy with a few back up dancers that knows how to include the crowd so they have an exceptionally good time with minimal effort on his part. :D Tricky dude. :D

@CindyD75

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no actual talent presented

23:08 Simon’s face went from amused to absolutely horrified

This is the funniest compilation i have seen, I have laughed so hard and I'm in tears.

@8:40 she actually sang pretty well. I would've said yes too. The guy @15:14 was really funny!!!

David makes the ventriloquist even funnier because he will go to no end to be funny 😂😂

23:07 LOVE HIS EXPRESSIONS LMAOOOO

Simon: Please Buzz!! Please Buzz! Judges: We are not gonna buzz Simon! Me: 😂😂😂

I remember that very last skit with the fire throwers...Simon complained in interviews that his eyebrows got singed or something like that.. lol

Simon’s face during the mature dancing lady..! 😍😍😍 And than there’s David..! 😭😂🤣💯☠️☠️☠️

Simon felt so humiliated that he cried all the way to the bank after every episode 😁

David and Simon have the absolute best bromance

You could tell the last act traumatised Simon....ohh poor Simon....😢😢😁😁😆

@birdy4life32

2 жыл бұрын

haha good for him he acts like the devil let him look like it wearing the horns

That first act, Simon looks dead inside 🤣🤣🤣

24:48 she barely started and Simon buzzed. 😆

No way Davidddddd 🤣🤣he z like the funniest person on earth, luv him

i think judges make this show 10x more awesome

23:51 That look on Simon's Face 🤣

The boy was really hilarious😂😂

the MOST funniest part to me was when "Heidi--------why do people think i exercise its so weird, "howie---, thats what you got out of this?" that was so funny the way they said it.

@carissahulbert9177

3 жыл бұрын

ikr hahahaa

"Calm down peasents " I say to ppl on daily basis... It my mantra

29:00 Simon is the only one who got the jokes.

@shajanjacob1576

2 жыл бұрын

You are correct.

The guy at 30:00 's biggest issue was that he didn't start with Simon. Had he, he would have had the crowd on his side.

@heididietrich9800

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't funny in the least.

the comedian guy that they all booed was hilarious💀

@zeinm.7391

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!! I laughed so hard

@imsadlol4528

Жыл бұрын

his timing wasn’t great his delivery was bad and he doesn’t have any charisma

Little boy rough to all & deadly he is so sweet though love his preformance 🤣😂🤣

The first one tho... i felt uncomfrotable and simon was too he didnt deserve that :(

@whoville1064

3 жыл бұрын

huh? honey- you felt uncomfortable.. with...that... that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life bro..🤣 someone who is uncomfortable with a mask instead of one like when they had Simon sit in the chair with a lady dirty dancing around him..

@jetoux4881

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoville1064 sis I’m not even-

@oldarthurmorgan6319

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoville1064 ikr like it was funny lmao

@whoville1064

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Smith I’m failing to see what a fear of masks has to do with this? 🤣 the person said they were uncomfortable and assumed Simon was too they said nothing about a fear of masks..

@whoville1064

3 жыл бұрын

@@jetoux4881 what?

Simon looked super badass in the last one.

Gee, I thought this was a family friendly show!

I know that Simon is famous for humiliating contestants, but still- poor Simon

@roibigdawg4606

3 жыл бұрын

He use 2 but since his son was born he changed his tone and shows more compassion now

@kathleencooney1518

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. He humiliates idiots who want TV time & waste his. I adore Simon. He tells the truth.

@vashappeninpotatoes1072

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleencooney1518 tf- you ADORE him?! he controlled one direction for years. he literally made a man develop an eating disorder. he is hompophobic and racist.

@viktoriyagereluk8463

3 жыл бұрын

@@vashappeninpotatoes1072 Show evidence for everything you said about Simon

@ryanloveland1471

3 жыл бұрын

@@viktoriyagereluk8463 thank you. That guy needs to get his facts straight. There is no proof that he is racist or homophobic. That’s imo at least like people saying Biden is racist. Like bitch he chose a black woman to be his VP!

Robert White, i Love him 😅 😂 🤣 soooo funny

First audition is actually briliant, love it

34:23 i was drinking water when this came and I literally chocked 😂😂😂

The 3rd one was so inappropriate but it still got me good 🤣🤣

Simon is like wtf did my show turn in to

I love the Britain’s got talents hosts 😭😭😭😭😭

Simon was into that dancer girl lol

Ty for entertaining us during a pandemic

This is the most hilarious moment if AGT I've seen so far!!😆😆😆

That first guy needs a buzzer.

All this time later, & from across the other side of the world, I can feel in my gut & my heart, Simon's anxiety during & after the last act...

This was my family watching this Me:😂 Sister:😏 Dad:😶 Mom:😳

lol! @ the judges dancing together after the show...& lol! david "trys" to kiss Alesha!! she just ducks away!!!!....🤣

David just killed it how he enjoyed this act... Simon was fuming inside his mind there...🤣

David is a great sport and a lot of fun. I love his taste in suits. They are very well cut

I love these two❤️💕 David is so much fun💕 lol Simon just complies with the act lol

Lmaoooo it’s so funny how everyone hated and was mad at the guy at 28:00 but when the one little kid basically did the same thing they give him a standing ovation

I love how Simon look terrified in a lot of these lol 🤣

Everybody gangsta till Jimmy Tamley take you on the stage

Okay, but if the third clip was a man doing this to a female everyone would be outraged right? Simon ain’t want that shit🤣🤣🤣

@HannahScoutloves

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@solarose7820

3 жыл бұрын

I was uncomfortable. She should have ask for consent. Especially for the kiss at the end. However you can’t compare that situation to the other way around because women go through that shit every single day of the year, some lost their jobs, money and even their lives in worst cases. It’s systemic. But clearly as I said earlier, this situation wasn’t appropriate and should’ve been stopped.

@raheefnashawati750

3 жыл бұрын

the shows scripted bruh simons literally one of the producers

@liamina3563

2 жыл бұрын

@@solarose7820 True, women typically have it worse.. but men and boys do get sexually abused too and that was their point. Yes women usually go through this shit everyday, but trying to minimize men's experiences isn't going to help women and just I hate when men invalidate our experience so we shouldn't invalidate theirs just because they're men.

@runsoncaffeine

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

The first one was just GOLD

Thank you for this compilation, it was great, I give you guys 4000 Yesses!

I love you Simon! You are the only one that can laught about everything including an insult. Blessings.

7:45 Simon was actually smiling, bigtime. That definitely didn't look like humiliation to me.

The sticker on the spotted shirt was brilliant. 🤣

Is nobody talking about that woman in love with Simon?! 😂😂😂

OMG! ROBERT WHITE IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!! O.M.G! WHAT A BLOODY RIOT! SO WITTY AND ADORABLE! HIS QUIRKINESS IS SOOOO INFECTIOUS!!!